An experiment gone horribly RIGHT

I activily participated in a live writing session for the latest chapter of Good Times Rolling by BulletProof. We roll played for the chat portion of chapter 31 which will be posted very shortly (up by the time you read this).

We went so far as to actually make real e-mail accounts for the two girls. They are live and can recieve your letters. If you want the e-mail addresses, read the story!

*********NEWS FLASH! - Exclusive Report - You heard it here first - New Universe To Be Unveiled Soon!***********

BULLETPROOF & YOURS TRULY ARE COMBINING STORIES IN A FUTURE VENTURE.

Chapter 4 of The Changeling forthcoming as well! Stay tuned dear readers!!! Updates around the corner!

CURRENTLY LISTENING TO: Van Halen - Balance

A nice suprise...

I checked the stats @ SOL this AM and I found that both MY BOYS were in the top 10 downloads for the week! WOOOOOO! The SlutMan is at # ten with the latest installment of Uncle's Little Blessing and BulletProof is at # four with chapter 30 of Good Times Rolling!!!!

GO BOYS! GO BOYS! IT'S YER BIRTHDAY! GO BOYS!



ok - im done....


CURRENTLY LISTENING TO: Van Halen - Van Halen (very loud i might add)

Gia Nineteen Seventy-Eight

The whim of the great magnet

This world we live in is full of whining, insignificant, immoral, and money & power hungry people. Thank god for people like Lewis Black, Bill Hicks, George Carlin and Dr. Hunter S. Thompson. I am so fucking tired of these little wanna-be critics who think by hurling a few trite judgments on some hapless porn writer, that they suddenly feel "empowered".

I often try to remember, that what I do here is therapy for me. I am a sick and twisted up little girl. I am a sexual deviant of the highest order and the things that I write about would land me in prison if I ever acted upon them. If I simply type them and post them on the internet.... WTF - I feel better!

But then, the next aspiring critic for the Blah-Blah Times comes along and wants to Shepard and guide me into being a more prolific writer with a wave of his or her maleficent hand.

I compose smut, people. I do not place myself in the likes of Thompson or Hemingway or Faulkner. Those were writers. I am not trying to write the next GREAT AMERICAN NOVEL. I know that I am safe to speak for my friends here, BulettProof & SlutMan when I say we are amateurs.

SO BACK THE FUCK UP THERE PAL! Don’t fuck with my friends or you will have me to deal with! I am a pre-menstrual Italian woman with a short fuse!

But then I read over what I have just written, and I remember the words of HST:

"All energy flows according to the whim of the Great Magnet. What a fool I was to defy Him."

*sigh*

Vitriolic rant has now ended transmission....



Dr. Hunter S. Thompson - July 18, 1937 - February 20, 2005

I AM A BITCH

Mission: Submission

I was listening to this song last night and I was blown away at how much it reflects what it is we (the collective writers @ SOL) do for people.

It was written by Indie Pop HOTTIE, Jason Falkner. (I would so eat him like the last piece of candy on earth!)



Mission: Submission
(TV Eyes)

Hello...
May we have a minute of your precious time?

Hello...
Please answer our questions of the urgent kind

Our service is perfect in every way
We've not had to answer a single complaint

Hello...
Tranmission of tension down your telephone line

Chorus:
We create what you think is real
We're behind all the biggest deals
We control every rumor hissed
Every punchline missed
Every lover kissed


Hello...
Permission is granted, we're right on time

Hello...
Conditions are met, you know where to sign
(on the dotted line)

We're selling a future where doors never close
You'll view your computer in a primitive pose

Hello...
Our mission: submission, give us your mind

(chorus)
By you...

Hello...

We promise our service is always on time
It's clean and efficient and all in your mind

Chorus 2:
Complicated heaven and hell
Contaminated your single cell
We control every business risk
Every future pissed
away....

We create what you think is real
We're behind all the biggest deals
We control every rumor hissed
Every punchline missed
Every lover kissed

Every lover kissed

CURRENTLY LISTENING TO: TV Eyes (duh!)

Joint Venture and other topics

So my first story with another author is posted and both the SlutMan and I are really thrilled with the reception so far. I have received more wonderful letters from some readers and I just want to express a sincere THANK YOU!

It's almost like having fans! You guys are so good for my ego. I have never had this kind of response to anything I did before in my life. It has been a really wonderful experience so far.

I am currently in talks with BulletProof about a combined story. He and I are getting to know each other on line and he has a great idea for a series. More to follow about that soon...

I wanted to talk a little bit about this coming Wednesday -

Even though I do have a very special valentine this year, I have done
all you lonely boys out there a HUGE favor...



Your Welcome!

CURRENTLY LISTENING TO: The Man Who Murdered Love - XTC

Much love to all of you,

Gia Nineteen Seventy-Eight

You boys know why we have all the power....

This is why:

Bordom eats away at my soul...

Work is sooo slow. No one wants to drink coffee tonight? WTF?
I am glad I brought my laptop with me tonight, 'cause I just read the
latest two chapters of Good Times Rolling, and now I can't wait for
the shift to end so I can go home and rub one out! Now little Nikki
and Sherri are no longer virgins! WOOOOOOOOOO!

This one's for you Bulletproof...



Well done, sir!

Well I am gonna work on a story while I sit here ALONE!

CURRENTLY LISTENING TO: Steely Dan - Aja

Just a little lag...

Sigh... Well I am dead tired. I just got home from work and tonight was a BITCH! But it's behind me now and what does not kill you... blah blah blah. Anyhoo... I just read ch. 24 of Good Times Rolling and ch. 19 of Dreams, and now I have to go rub one out. I worked on a new story I am doing for a friend, and if I get clearence, I will post it. If not, more Changeling to follow. I want to get underway with the transference of power from Five to Seven. I am looking forward to Tricia loosing her virginity to Paul McCartney. In fact here is what Lil Tricia looks like at age 12:



CURRENTLY LISTENING TO: The Beatles - LOVE