I AM A BITCH

Mission: Submission

I was listening to this song last night and I was blown away at how much it reflects what it is we (the collective writers @ SOL) do for people.

It was written by Indie Pop HOTTIE, Jason Falkner. (I would so eat him like the last piece of candy on earth!)



Mission: Submission
(TV Eyes)

Hello...
May we have a minute of your precious time?

Hello...
Please answer our questions of the urgent kind

Our service is perfect in every way
We've not had to answer a single complaint

Hello...
Tranmission of tension down your telephone line

Chorus:
We create what you think is real
We're behind all the biggest deals
We control every rumor hissed
Every punchline missed
Every lover kissed


Hello...
Permission is granted, we're right on time

Hello...
Conditions are met, you know where to sign
(on the dotted line)

We're selling a future where doors never close
You'll view your computer in a primitive pose

Hello...
Our mission: submission, give us your mind

(chorus)
By you...

Hello...

We promise our service is always on time
It's clean and efficient and all in your mind

Chorus 2:
Complicated heaven and hell
Contaminated your single cell
We control every business risk
Every future pissed
away....

We create what you think is real
We're behind all the biggest deals
We control every rumor hissed
Every punchline missed
Every lover kissed

Every lover kissed

CURRENTLY LISTENING TO: TV Eyes (duh!)

You boys know why we have all the power....

This is why: